What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

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Beethoven's last movement.

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Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

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Lettuce alone!*

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Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.