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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

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Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

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What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.