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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Veggie Jokes More Veggie Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...