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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Veggie Jokes More Veggie Jokes

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.