What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...