What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

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What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

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How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

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Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What is a brain dead couples' favorite pizza?

Veggie lovers

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.