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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

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How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

Who's there! Brie! Brie who?

Brie me my supper!

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing...

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

Veggie Jokes More Veggie Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...