What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

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Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

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What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

Veggie Jokes More Veggie Jokes

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.