Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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Why did the boy like doing trigonometry?

Just cos.

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.