Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

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What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.