What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.