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What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*