What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce