What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!