What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

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What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.