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What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"