What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.