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What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

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What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.