What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.