What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.