What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

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When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred