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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers