What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

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What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing...

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!