What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need a backup.

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

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What do you call a deer with one good eye?

A good idear...

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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What do you call a one-eyed deer?

I have no eye deer...

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No eye-deer.