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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.