What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.