What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

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What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)