What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

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How do you catch a red elephant?

With a red elephant trap.

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Eye Deer Jokes More Eye Deer Jokes

What do you call a blind deer?

No eye deer

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.