What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why do they call it a third eye?

If it's on your fourhead?

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.