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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I have my eye on you.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.