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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

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Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Why do they call it a third eye?

If its on your fourhead?