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What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y