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What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

What sound does a chocolate bird make?

Cacao! Cacao!