What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!

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What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!