How is a marriage like a hot bath?

Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

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What kind of money do they use on Superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"