How is a marriage like a hot bath?

Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.