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How is a marriage like a hot bath?

Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

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Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.