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How is a marriage like a hot bath?

Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.