How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.