A whole chuck-load.
Go chuck itself of course.
They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris
Nun.
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
None.
Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*
Fryday.
Round of 16
Cod dam
Quack quack!
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
Lion vomit.
Monkey vomit
His hand caught on fire.
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.
It depends on the flight delays.
Champ who
John Cenile.