A whole chuck-load.
Go chuck itself of course.
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
Nun.
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
None.
Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*
You, you and you. Get out.
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".
A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
A fifth.
I didn't even know they were catholic.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
It all depends on how you look at it
He felt his presence
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
Less than twelve parsecs.
Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.
A wedding ring!
Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.
A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.
They just work it out with a pencil!
