How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

Pretty good

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.