How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.