How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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Why we going into the woods?

Let me out

What did Tom Hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

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What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

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Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.