How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

What is made of wood and sticky?

A Stick!

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.