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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.