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What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

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Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon