What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

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Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

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Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!