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What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

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Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was Fernando Alonso upside down?

Because he Haas been hit!

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck