What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

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Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight