Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
He broke up with his girlfriend.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Because it was FeO
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
An acapellago.
Full Marx
Because everyone would get the same Marx.
He pities the fool.
Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.