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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

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Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

Mr. T Jokes More Mr. T Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Socialism Jokes More Socialism Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.