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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

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What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.