Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

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They though it was Riel funny!

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There's no accounting for taste.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."