Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

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Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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Why doesn't communism work in a school environment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."