Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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Water...

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Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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Bull the chain when your done!

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Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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Because everyone would get the same Marx.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.