How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

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What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.