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How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up