Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure