Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure