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What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!

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What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.