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What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast?

Ohmlettes