What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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Who's there! Crispin! Crispin who?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

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What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?

A. Ihop