What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

Turn Rachmanin off.

What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

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How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice