What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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A Christmas-Quacker!

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What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice