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What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

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What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast