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What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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What does Laquisha have for breakfast?

Plan B

What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.