What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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Why do I like sweet potatoes?

Cuz they're yammy!!!

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.