What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.