What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.