What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.