What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.