What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

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How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.