What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.