What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What is Iraq's national bird?

Duck.

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.