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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.