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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"

What is a drug addicts favorite snack?

Crack-ers