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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

Quack Head Jokes More Quack Head Jokes

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

Drug Addict Jokes More Drug Addict Jokes

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"