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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"