What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.