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What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.