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What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

Where is the monster's temple?

On the side of his head.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you do with a green ghoul?

Wait until it ripens.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!