What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

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What are you waiting for?

A car.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats