What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.