What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.