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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug!

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!