What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!