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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.