What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

What do you call a flying bus?

Bus Lightyear...

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.