What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.