What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did one frog say to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.