What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.