A tiger moth!
Their match wouldn't light.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
It has more bark than bite.
So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.
Your head.
Blame it on the night
