What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)