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What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

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Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

Shhhhhh.....it!!