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What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

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What flies through the jungle singing opera?

The parrots of Penzance!

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.