What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.