Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't R2D2 walk?

Because he has MS-DOS

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.