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Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.