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Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity