Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Previous Random Joke Next

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).