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Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.