Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.