Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts