Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.