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Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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What do you call it when two robots miscommunicate?

A syntax error.

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.