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Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts