Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!