How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

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Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

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What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.