How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge