How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

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What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.