How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

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What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.