What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

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What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.