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What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

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Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

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What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.