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What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.