What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

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What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!