What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.