What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

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How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels