Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

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Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.