Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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He starts coffin...