Vampires aren't real
One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
Alexander Fang
Premature Edraculation
By his coffin!
He starts coffin...
They can't reflect on what they've done.
Because he was pain in the neck!
They get a fangover.
They only wanna go down on her once a month
They can not stand stakes!
None, they prefer the dark.
It depends on the girl
Dracowla!
Frostbite
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
By long distance.
He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
New-fang-land.
Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)
Ghouldilocks.
The alphabat.
Necking.
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
He could really get into the vaultz.
They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.
Best viscious.
A Hemogoblin
Type O positive people.
They looked both ways before they crossed.
They search for type-os
Through the bat flap.
In the bat-room (bathroom).
A new fangled device.
Something that goes straight for the juggler!
He has to grin and bare it.
Is that you coffin
Just one with depression.
A coffin break.
His red wings.
He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.
Because they make themselves cross.
They all get in the bat-tub.
Coagulations!
A two-year-old vampire.
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
It wanted to play squash.
Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss
Steaks.
You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
Dracular degeneration.
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
Count Spatula
Because he was coffin...
Because they hate Type O's
Draculaw
Now, I tweet them
The girl necks door.
Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!
On Wincedays.
Mack-u-la!
Wait for him to give it back.
Grave-y!
Diarrhea.
He was on his coffin break.
Because it's bad for their heart.
Used Tampons
I don't know but it would slow him down.
You would get severe frostbite.
Fangsgiving Day.
Jack-u-la!
Self-raising dead.
With a victim cleaner.
They start coffin.
Frostbite.
See you next month.
Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost
I prefer both of them shaken
Chopin
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
A start.
Garlic
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.
There's no sunlight in the closet.
Executed.
Vlad The Inhaler.
On account of the coffin.
A little stiff.
