Vampires aren't real
One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
Alexander Fang
Premature Edraculation
By his coffin!
He starts coffin...
They can't reflect on what they've done.
Because he was pain in the neck!
They get a fangover.
They only wanna go down on her once a month
They can not stand stakes!
None, they prefer the dark.
It depends on the girl
Dracowla!
Frostbite
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
By long distance.
He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
New-fang-land.
Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)
Ghouldilocks.
The alphabat.
Necking.
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
He could really get into the vaultz.
They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.
Best viscious.
A Hemogoblin
Type O positive people.
They looked both ways before they crossed.
They search for type-os
Through the bat flap.
In the bat-room (bathroom).
A new fangled device.
Something that goes straight for the juggler!
He has to grin and bare it.
Is that you coffin
Just one with depression.
A coffin break.
His red wings.
He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.
Because they make themselves cross.
They all get in the bat-tub.
Coagulations!
A two-year-old vampire.
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
It wanted to play squash.
Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss
Steaks.
You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
Dracular degeneration.
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
Count Spatula
Because he was coffin...
Because they hate Type O's
Draculaw
Now, I tweet them
The girl necks door.
Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!
On Wincedays.
Mack-u-la!
Wait for him to give it back.
Grave-y!
Diarrhea.
He was on his coffin break.
Because it's bad for their heart.
Used Tampons
I don't know but it would slow him down.
You would get severe frostbite.
Fangsgiving Day.
Jack-u-la!
Self-raising dead.
With a victim cleaner.
They start coffin.
Frostbite.
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
He's still there.
His bark was much worse than it's bite!
Garlic
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
Motorcycles don't have trunks
He died in his teepee
Infideli-tea.
Raisin' Bran.
Because he didn't start the fire.
The Imperial March.
See ya next month.
Women's Sports.
Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland
Son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case
You are very "deer" to me.
