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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What should you buy if your hair falls out?

A good vacuum cleaner!

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.