Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if it's Lochte'd

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.