Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers