Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work.

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.