Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers