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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me!

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers