The girl necks door.
That I will open the door
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement
They only wanna go down on her once a month
The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.
The man was a corpse being buried forever.
Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit
Draculaw
One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
