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What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

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Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

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When doesn't a telephone work underwater?

When it's wringing wet!

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.