What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

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A road

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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Because someone threw a canoe at him!

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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When doesn't a telephone work underwater?

When it's wringing wet!

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.