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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.