Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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