What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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How did Al Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

Air Conditioner Jokes More Air Conditioner Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.