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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.