What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

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Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

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The recycle bin.

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Hoppy disks!

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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Because they don't do Windows

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It said "twist to open"

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.