They both stop working properly when you open windows.
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.
He calls it a work of art.
Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.
Micro chips
The recycle bin.
Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit
You should bill Gates.
Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop!
Ten-ish
They use 2-in-1 shampoo