How is a computer like an air conditioner?

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"