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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

Air Conditioner Jokes More Air Conditioner Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.