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How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!