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How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side