How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.