How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

What is a gentleman monkey?

A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey.