How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.