What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

What is the difference?

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

What do monkeys sleep on?

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?