What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Railroad Track Jokes More Railroad Track Jokes

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.