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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

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How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!