What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.