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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

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Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

Railroad Track Jokes More Railroad Track Jokes

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!