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What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head