What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...