What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

What do nuns do?

Nunthing

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head