What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.