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What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.