Javelin Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Corridor Jokes More Corridor Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

From Stephen King - The Cell)

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level