Javelin Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

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