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Javelin Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

Nervous Javelin Thrower Jokes More Nervous Javelin Thrower Jokes

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

Recall Jokes More Recall Jokes

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.