A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
A play on words.
In case you get a hole in one!
He was taking a shot.
A Piano.
A witch with a blindfold!
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
