A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
The herpsichord.
Because he was playing with Pooh.
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
Because they always throw up
Shoe laces.
A witch with a blindfold!
A nun with a javelin through her head
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
A start.
