How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

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What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.