How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

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How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.