What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

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What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

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What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution?

Tsar Wars

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.