What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.