What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

What lives in the sea and yells?

A clam shouter.

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.