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What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?

Al Caprawn!

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.