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What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

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What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a