What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

What's the Russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

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What is a parrot?

A wordy birdy!

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

Perch Jokes More Perch Jokes

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.