What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do fish do when they have cancer?

Nemotherapy

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

What kind of type face does a pachyderm use?

Ele-font

Perch Jokes More Perch Jokes

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!