What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

One with everything

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!