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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

Perch Jokes More Perch Jokes

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!