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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

Perch Jokes More Perch Jokes

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!