What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

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What is Bart Simpsons' favorite kind of fish?

Stealhead!

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

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What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy!

Perch Jokes More Perch Jokes

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!