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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

Perch Jokes More Perch Jokes

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!