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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Who hurt you?

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

What does a Frog use to fish with?

A TAD POLE.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

Perch Jokes More Perch Jokes

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.