What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

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What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

Perch Jokes More Perch Jokes

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.