What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire.!

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.