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What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge