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What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats?

One.

Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.