What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.