What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a cats most common written thought?

Mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary