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What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

Paddy O'Furniture!

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.