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What's a cats most common written thought?

Mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

Who wrote "The Open Kimono"?

Seymour Hare.