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What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.