What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!