What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.