What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism