What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion