What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

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How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland