What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.