What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!