Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan