Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!