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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

5 Year Plan Jokes More 5 Year Plan Jokes

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!