Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!