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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan