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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

5 Year Plan Jokes More 5 Year Plan Jokes

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan