Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Previous Random Joke Next
Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

5 Year Plan Jokes More 5 Year Plan Jokes

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!