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4 Year Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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George Weasley Jokes More George Weasley Jokes

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

How many balls does Fred have?

10

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Presidency Jokes More Presidency Jokes

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it.