4 Year Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

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What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

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What do you call a 100 year old frog?

An old croak!

What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans?

Has-beens.

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What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

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How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!