4 Year Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What is the most independent kind of cheese?

Prov alone.

What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese?

Feta