Presidency Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

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How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

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What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents