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Presidency Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house?

The DaVinci Abode

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

2020 Jokes More 2020 Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

What's Donald's true political party?

Whig