Presidency Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

Where do poor noodles live?

In the spaghetto

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

Russian President Jokes More Russian President Jokes

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Brock Turner Jokes More Brock Turner Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.