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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

Guard Jokes More Guard Jokes

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.