50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.
21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.
50 Drachma.
A greydient
Surprise subtext.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Anonagon.
