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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Guard Jokes More Guard Jokes

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

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How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.