How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

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How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."