How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

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How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

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What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.