How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

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FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

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What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.