How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change?

A nickeless cage.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

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What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward