None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
Barbecue tonight!
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
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Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.
A mathador.
He's trying to watch his sodium intake.
The rogue one
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
You haven't AG-ed a bit.
A cow can't be milked for over 30 years
