Deadhead Jokes

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

Grateful Dead Fan Jokes More Grateful Dead Fan Jokes

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

Sleep Bag Jokes More Sleep Bag Jokes

What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Grateful Dead Jokes More Grateful Dead Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.